what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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