My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If I die, sorry about rent.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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