That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
