And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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