Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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