Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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