you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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