Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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