it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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