he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I have post one night stand depression
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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