can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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