So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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