Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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