That's intense
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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