I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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