Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
All the doctor said was why
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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