Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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