He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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