Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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