she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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