I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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