Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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