It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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