Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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