oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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