There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Randomize