Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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