One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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