Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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