You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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