Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
well you can't waste a boner
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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