YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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