literally had 100 drinks last night.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
