People with herpes should wear stickers.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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