I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize