Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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