it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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