Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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