My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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