You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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