no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I am mentally ready for anal.
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