You made me cry and you don't even care
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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