Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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