Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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