How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Randomize
