i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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