Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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