yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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