We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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