We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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