omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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