all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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