When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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